Nothing is forbidden to joke about and get things brighten up everyday life as satire, irony and pi

Nothing is forbidden to joke about and get things brighten up everyday life as satire, irony and pitch black humor. No one lives a perfect life, and I am confident that things will be as fun as it looks to make them. Just because I look to make my life as fun as possible! It's not about what problems you have, but how you look at them! To me, authenticity crucial and I'm rather loathed for who I am, than loved for someone I will never be ...
When I had been in the Alps over New Year with Magnus, I thought it healed a little bad on the bottom sodium vapour lamp of the nipple and wondered what could be wrong. By then, it had only been just over three weeks since my surgery, but because the rest of the "Sat sodium vapour lamp peach" had healed, it was still a bit strange! There was no crust or any open wound, but looked more like dried exudate. Hmmm, wonder sodium vapour lamp if I should try to scrape it off, I thought to myself. I scraped gently on "crust" and noticed that it was probably something else. I got hold of a pair of tweezers in toilet bag and took a gently pinch and pulled some of the "crust". Out came a loop of the transparent, clear "absorbable" sodium vapour lamp thread, on a so-so 1.5 cm. God, what a chipper, I thought, and smiled to myself! Perhaps you could hang in the lift pass! It was at times a little too hot for my ski jacket and wind instead had a little short on pockets! Then I could hang table weights in the on peach still would not hang to itself naturally as Donald had promised, so I did not have to have that ribbed goa clip in the nipple! Only the best is good enough, I mumbled to myself and felt that "fattened pig concept" was on top! I thought about a bit and came to the conclusion that the loop might not have been so awfully useful in all cases. The only question was how I was going to get the wire into the horn again? I realized that we had eaten tapas and drinking Prosecco with Wille & company the day before and that I had purchased a little toothpick! I tiptoed out of the room and sure enough there was a whole package of toothpicks on the table. Brilliant! sodium vapour lamp Satisfied over my smart moves, sodium vapour lamp I went back to the bathroom and poked the wire into the peach again as best I could! Shit, how smart I was! Now this would probably heal for themselves like never before, I thought, or maybe not ... Back home in Sweden I did not think there had been little sodium vapour lamp miracle on wire front and decided to flash with my peach, when I visited sodium vapour lamp my oncologist at Sahlgrenska. I got double sodium vapour lamp the audience and both nurse oncologist thought it looked good and noted "that there probably would not be so"! I felt somewhat skeptical, but decided to give peach a chance to recover on its own. After another couple of weeks, Roy came to visit and I figured I could consult her because she had a friend who had operated breasts quite recently. I told her about toothpick scenario in the Alps, after which she revealed that it probably was not so good to squeeze the wire again with a toothpick. Huh?? Why not, I wondered! Self, I felt I had been a little smarter than usual and felt unusually happy about my innovativeness! Moreover told Roy that her friend had been picking sodium vapour lamp stitches here and there on several occasions. I looked at Roy and then on the kitchen scissors and forceps lying on the washing machine! Oh, oh what a relief sodium vapour lamp it would be! I took a deep breath and pinched a gentle sodium vapour lamp grip on the wire and pulled slowly, slowly. I dared not pull fast although "patch tactic" sodium vapour lamp used to do the least evil, because I did not know how it was stuck inside the peach. A little sodium vapour lamp shame to pull the whole thing and raze Kalle's fine work too, I thought! Out came the familiar loop, so I simply took the kitchen scissors and cut it off! I plucked up my courage and took hold of one end of the wire and out came a half balls of yarn out of translucent wire. - Truly a pleasant experience this Pernilla, I said! Almost more beautiful than to be spoon now that I think about it! - Mmmm, can imagine it, replied Pernilla and looked enviously at the tweezers with wire ball. I looked at the other end and wondered if it would be such a pleasurable experience to remove the thread. I took a while and pulled, but nothing happened, yes it did something sodium vapour lamp so into the whole .... sore, but otherwise nothing happened at all! - I do not fix this Pernilla, I said a little dull. - It will be the toothpick solution until the tank has matured a bit! I downloaded a toothpick in the cabinet and poked again in the thread as best I could, hoping that it would live up to its name as "self-absorbed". Somewhere in the back of my mind, however, said something to me that it might not be really so, but I might, possibly, most probably, would have gotta feeling quite so soon again with the tweezers ...
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